Dear Grace and Noah,
Mommy has some questions for you that I would love some answers to....
Grace you are first!
1. Do you realize when you a pitch a fit to eat the food on MY plate that it's the exact same thing on your plate? Seriously its the exact same! Nothing special for me. I'm not depriving you of something glorious I PROMISE!
2. Why do you find it necessary to squirm and reach for anything and everything when I'm trying to change your diaper? Especially when it's a poopy diaper...I don't want that shit (literally) on my hands thank you very much!
3. Why must you put every little thing that you find on the ground into your mouth??? I mean seriously I'm pretty sure cat hair is not a staple in your diet!
4. Why do you laugh at every single thing that your brother does? Seriously stop encouraging him :)
5. Why do you insistent on pulling my hair as hard as your can when it is down? Or grabbing my face or my eyes (they don't come off trust me!)
6. Why do you cry at the top of your lungs and then when I say Grace I'm right here smile that big smile?
7. And last but not least....Do you understand how much I love you? Are you happy? Do you miss me and daddy when you are at school?
And now on to Noah!
1. Why do you put up a fight every single night at bedtime? Is it really that bad to lay down in a comfortable bed and peacefully fall asleep?
2. Why do you lust after toys and then when the toy is purchased for you, you suddenly lose interest?
3. Why are you suddenly DYING of thirst the moment I have poured a drink for myself and had a seat?
4. Why do you play with your penis 24/7! Its ALWAYS going to be there you don't have to keep checking for it!
5. Why is volume control such a difficult concept for you to understand? I CAN HEAR YOU!
6. Why is it you can do endless laps around the house but the moment I ask you to help clean up you are suddenly reduced to a pile of mush on the floor who can no longer walk?
7. And last but not least do you know how incrediably sensitive and kind you are when you want to be? Do you know how very proud I am to be your mom? Do you know how happy you make me?
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